1 00:00:04,040 --> 00:00:06,760 Where are your balls, dude? You're just bitter because you're single. 2 00:00:07,000 --> 00:00:07,899 I'm not bitter. 3 00:00:07,900 --> 00:00:12,580 I was bitter because I wanted Tyler. Apparently, her brother hated Tyler as 4 00:00:12,580 --> 00:00:16,379 as I hated Cassidy. And unlike me, he didn't keep it a secret. 5 00:00:35,280 --> 00:00:37,600 You were completely right about her. What happened? 6 00:00:37,840 --> 00:00:41,440 Okay, so I pulled out the condom, and she totally changed the story around on 7 00:00:41,440 --> 00:00:44,380 me. Like, I was the bad guy. Like, I didn't fucking trust her. 8 00:00:44,680 --> 00:00:47,620 You know that's what manipulative girls do, right? They blame you when they're 9 00:00:47,620 --> 00:00:48,539 being shady? 10 00:00:48,540 --> 00:00:50,600 I just cannot believe I didn't see it coming. 11 00:00:50,880 --> 00:00:54,740 You're a pussy whip, dude. Like, you really need to stop falling head over 12 00:00:54,740 --> 00:00:56,380 for these dumb girls and keep sex casual. 13 00:00:56,980 --> 00:00:59,000 How do I keep sex casual? 14 00:00:59,300 --> 00:01:03,120 You find someone who getting serious about them would completely ruin your 15 00:01:03,560 --> 00:01:04,560 Like who? 16 00:01:04,590 --> 00:01:06,570 Me. That's disgusting. 17 00:01:06,990 --> 00:01:07,990 I'm disgusting? 18 00:01:08,110 --> 00:01:11,330 No, I'm saying that our parents are married and you're practically my 19 00:01:11,590 --> 00:01:13,650 Which means I'd be completely bad for you. Carla. 20 00:01:13,910 --> 00:01:16,510 If I were just a girl you met at school. But you're not. 21 00:01:16,850 --> 00:01:18,410 But I might as well be. 22 00:01:18,930 --> 00:01:19,930 What are you doing? 23 00:01:20,110 --> 00:01:22,630 Proving a point. No, no, no. Close your eyes. 24 00:01:23,030 --> 00:01:24,030 No, I... Do it! 25 00:01:29,290 --> 00:01:30,370 Oh, my God. 26 00:01:31,930 --> 00:01:32,930 Oh, my God. 27 00:01:33,960 --> 00:01:35,080 Stop, stop. 28 00:01:35,760 --> 00:01:37,500 Pretend it's not me sucking your cup. 29 00:01:38,600 --> 00:01:39,600 Oh my god. 30 00:01:39,840 --> 00:01:40,840 Stop. 31 00:01:41,780 --> 00:01:43,040 You know what, don't stop. 32 00:01:46,200 --> 00:01:47,520 Oh my god. 33 00:01:48,860 --> 00:01:50,020 So good. 34 00:02:19,790 --> 00:02:21,930 What are 35 00:02:21,930 --> 00:02:28,750 you saying? 36 00:04:10,580 --> 00:04:13,730 Oh my god. the new couch mom and dad would kill us and they would be really 37 00:04:13,730 --> 00:04:15,250 and they'd know we fucked oh my god 38 00:07:02,409 --> 00:07:06,130 We're already past the point of no return, so we should probably just do 39 00:07:31,490 --> 00:07:35,230 That's such a perfect cock. That's such a perfect cock. Holy shit. 40 00:07:37,390 --> 00:07:38,390 Baby. 41 00:07:38,990 --> 00:07:39,990 Baby. 42 00:07:41,970 --> 00:07:45,750 Oh, my God. Fuck. 43 00:07:48,570 --> 00:07:49,570 Goddamn. 44 00:08:37,900 --> 00:08:38,900 Fucking go - 45 00:09:28,270 --> 00:09:29,270 Bye. 46 00:13:35,020 --> 00:13:36,020 Why don't you turn around for me? 47 00:14:09,000 --> 00:14:09,679 I don't know. 48 00:14:09,680 --> 00:14:10,920 I can't wait to talk. 49 00:15:56,840 --> 00:15:57,840 Just like that. 50 00:15:58,700 --> 00:15:59,239 Oh, 51 00:15:59,240 --> 00:16:07,100 my 52 00:16:07,100 --> 00:16:08,100 God. 53 00:16:08,660 --> 00:16:11,300 You're incredible. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 54 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:28,810 Thank you. 55 00:17:06,089 --> 00:17:07,089 Holy... 56 00:18:44,650 --> 00:18:45,650 Oh my god. 57 00:19:40,570 --> 00:19:43,470 Oh, my God. 58 00:20:04,330 --> 00:20:09,830 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. 59 00:20:10,030 --> 00:20:16,690 Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my 60 00:20:16,690 --> 00:20:21,610 God. 61 00:20:33,659 --> 00:20:34,659 Oh, fuck. 62 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,560 Oh, my gosh. 63 00:20:37,760 --> 00:20:39,360 Oh, my gosh. 64 00:20:46,260 --> 00:20:50,280 You don't need all those other stupid girls. You just need me. 65 00:20:50,720 --> 00:20:51,539 Wait, who? 66 00:20:51,540 --> 00:20:54,700 All those other dumb girls, you know? You don't need any of that. 67 00:20:55,620 --> 00:20:58,220 Yeah. Yeah. You don't have to leave home. 68 00:21:01,830 --> 00:21:05,350 After I seduced my stepbrother Tyler, he was a changed man. 69 00:21:05,630 --> 00:21:08,930 There was no more of that I love you, no I love you crap. 70 00:21:09,370 --> 00:21:12,690 He actually started making time for himself and for me. 71 00:21:16,250 --> 00:21:19,370 Cassidy never tried to get back together with him, which was a little 72 00:21:19,370 --> 00:21:20,370 surprising. 73 00:21:20,510 --> 00:21:24,550 Most manipulators don't give up until they get exactly what they want. 74 00:21:25,530 --> 00:21:27,550 After all, that's what I did.